The Elves tried to tell us, but did our astronomers pay attention? Nooo, they don't believe in Elves.
So, here we are with inter-galactic egg on our faces again, forced to de-planetify (don't know why that's not in my spell checker...) a tiny cold rock orbiting Sol way out past Neptune and before you get to the Kuiper Belt.
Naturally, this has caused Wall Street to dump shares of all the companies that depended on Pluto being designated as a planet, which in turn, leads Elf Ink to offer:
That's right, folks, NASA is going to auction off the former planet of Pluto, and Elf Ink is offering these exclusive commemorative T-Shirts, hats, mugs, underwear (yeah, why not?), pillows, and all our usual unusual goods. Here's an example of a Framed Tile (coaster):
So order now from our Plucky Plethora of Pluto Playthings, before it's too late!